周柏豪 - 報告總司令

我是428號宇宙傘兵
ngo si 428 hou jyu zau saan bing
I am number 428 universe paratrooper
派駐這地殼　看住這星
paai zyu ze dei hok hon zyu ze sing
station on this world to look after this planet
報告總司令　報告總司令
bou gou zung si ling bou gou zung si ling
reporting to the military commander reporting to the military commander
大軍應該冷靜
daai gwan jing goi laang zing
the big army should calm down
我奉了命　以六百日看清
ngo fung liu ming ji luk baak jat hon cing
I received orders for six hundred days to clearly watch
看清這裡　秘密地形
hon cing ze leoi bei mat dei jing
to clearly watch this place's secret terrain
今天決定　毋庸殺戮而取勝
gam tin kyut ding mou jung saat luk ji ceoi sing
today decide no need to slaughter to be victorious

要是母艦決定馬上派兵
jiu si mou laam kyut ding maa soeng paai bing
if the mother warship decides to immediately send troops
你會炸掉了最笨那星
nei wui zaa diu liu zeoi ban naa sing
you will blow up the stupidest planet
平凡的生命　無聊的生命
ping faan dik sang ming mou liu dik sang ming
ordinary life boring life
或者真的過剩
waak ze zan dik gwo sing
perhaps actually surplus
要是當做廢物那樣殺清
jiu si dong zou fai mat naa joeng saat cing
if regard as rubbish completely slaughter that way
來年沒有餘興
loi nin mut jau jyu hing
the following year will not have extra excitement
留下看人類　笑和淚
lau haa hon jan leoi siu wo leoi
remain behind to watch humankind laughter and tears
也算有趣事情
jaa syun jau ceoi si cing
also consider to be an interesting matter

*這個地球　像你　所想荒謬
ze go dei kau zoeng nei so soeng fong mau
this Earth like you thought is ridiculous
住滿低等的智慧　和異獸之後
zyu mun dai dang dik zi wai wo ji sau zi hau
living full of inferior intelligence and strange animals afterwards
穿得暖　吃得夠
cyun dak nyun hek dak gau
dressed warm eaten enough
但全球仍然悶透
daan cyun kau jing jin mun tau
but entire planet still completely bored
有人有人研究　新衣著　舊美酒
jau jan jau jan jin gau san ji zoek gau mei zau
someone someone experiment new clothing old fine wine
對污染卻沒搶救*
deoi wu jim koek mut coeng gau
towards pollution yet without rescue

**攻占地球　易過　捲起衣袖
gung zim dei kay ji gwo gyun hei ji zau
to seize control of Earth easier than to roll up a sleeve
但我喜歡這裡有人為我守候
daan ngo hei fun ze leoi jau jan wai ngo sau hau
but I like this place having someone watch over me
真心當我好友
zan sam dong ngo hou jau
sincerely regard me as a good friend
比賽之際回復做對手
bei coi zi zai wui fuk zou deoi sau
when it is competition revert to be a rival
浪漫又矛盾　但在月球裡　沒有**
long maan jau maau teon daan zoi jyut kau leoi mut jau
romantic and contradicting but do not have on the moon

結伴看著世上最爛笑片
git bun hon zoek sai soeng zeoi laan siu pin
together watch this world's crappiest comical movie
再到處亂逛　拍下照片
zoi dou cyu lyun kwaang paak haa ziu pin
then wander around everywhere to take pictures
閒來通通電　吃個好杯麵
haan loi tung tung din hek go hou bui min
during spare time talk on the phone eat a good cup of noodle
就得這些片段
zau dak ze se pin dyun
only have these fragments
困在血肉裡面這六百天
kwan zoi hyut juk leoi min ze luk baak tin
trapped inside bodily flesh these six hundred days
重提尚帶微暖
cung tai soeng daai mei nyun
repeatedly still bring slight warmth
難道我懷念　太懷念
naan dou ngo waai nim taai waai nim
could it be I reminisce extremely reminisce
抗拒再被殖上晶片
kong keoi bei zik soeng zing pin
opposed to implanting a microchip again

*這個地球　像你　所想荒謬
住滿低等的智慧　和異獸之後
穿得暖　吃得夠
但全球仍然悶透
有人有人研究　新衣著　舊美酒
對污染卻沒搶救*

不要　定案　全部戰艦撤走
bat jiu ding on cyun bou zin laam cit zau
do not reach a verdict withdraw the entire warship
給我　時間　巡視再多兩週
kap ngo si gaan ceon si zoi do leong zau
give me time to patrol for two more weeks

**攻占地球　易過　捲起衣袖
但我喜歡這裡有人為我守候
真心當我好友
比賽之際回復做對手
浪漫又矛盾
但在月球裡　沒有**
魅力沒人有
mei lik mut jan jau
charisma no one has
就是地球客　獨有
zau si dei kau haak duk jau
only exclusive to the Earth's visitor



~ translation by yes4me